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my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him


do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

stilllookingforgwenstacy asked: what theme do you use? I really like the way it transitions from home to askbox or any other of the links in the side bar!

I actually made it myself, but it’s not very user-friendly. I used like a shitload of Javascripts with jQuery and stuff, so unless you are familiar with html, css and some javascript, it will be hard to use. But if you still want it, I can always give you the code! :)


i can’t believe every american was born today. happy birthday everyone


i thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane



imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

Anonymous asked: hi omg i really love your gif photoset of troian on Good Day LA! do you have the link of the interview? I can't seem to find it anywhere

right here


It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.